Four-panel Grep and Grok cartoon about counting the word significant in a report.
The word felt significant.

Episode

Statistics

Grep can count the word "significant". That is a real count, but it is not the same thing as a statistical result.

Grok asks what the result means: how big the effect is, how much uncertainty there is, and whether the word is being used casually or technically.

The joke is that language about statistics can look like statistics.

Grep
Counts the word significant.
Grok
Asks about sample size, effect size, and interval.